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Pole dancing could become an Olympic event, according to the Associated Press! Yes, you
didn’t just read a typo. A group of seasoned strippers (or is that exotic athletes), are hoping for their chance with a “test” event in 2012, and a more formal entry 4 years after that in Rio de Janeiro!

According to one of the girls intereviewed in the article, strippers competing on an Olympic level won’t be so outlandish anymore, especially when considering the dexterity necessary to be a skilled “pole dancer.”  Said stripper and Olympic pole dancing hopeful, Wendy Traskos, “Now, when you talk about it you don’t hear ‘like a stripper’ anymore…You hear things like, ‘Oh, my friend takes classes for fitnees’ or ‘Yes, I’ve seen it on ‘Oprah.’ “

Imagine my surprise when I checked my email this morning (Friday) and saw a personal email from an old acquaintance, Miss ChiChi LaRue.  She sends kisses to all of you TheSapien readers who may or may not be fans of hers. If you don’t know who ChiChi LaRue is you apparently have been living under a rock all these years. I’ll spare you the gossip she sent and just give you guys the gift she sends to all of you, a hot clip from her latest fuck-flick, “Steven Daigle XXXPosed!”   (Pssst for folks who don’t know Steven Daigle is, he’s one of those accidental celebs from reality television, Big Brother 10 in this case)

Steven Daigle XXXposed Video

Hi guy and girls. I’m back. I had some time over the week to find a free clip for your download pleasure. My new column so they tell me is now called “Clip and Save”. I guess a take on coupon clipping only the clips are videos not 2-for-1 coupons. The “Save” part is self-explanatory.  This is my first post for “Clip n’ Save”.  It features 2 sexy dudes, one ultra-buff, masculine chocolate man and a red-headed bottom who takes cock like no one else in a variety of awe-inspiring positions.  Strawberry boy pops gets his cherry popped and busts his cream filling all over his own mouth while his rump is full of big chocolate cock!

Clip ‘n Save:  Chocolate and Strawberry Video File

In Europe, and other places where football (rugby and soccer) are the national sports, the players wear only uniforms, consisting of shorts.socks, shoes. Underwear, no matter how loose fitting is apparently optional or skimpy at best. These athletes are hardcore! In the heat of play (or is it battle), knees get kicked, groins pounded, shirts ripped and shorts nearly pulled off! Most pro athletes, and this is a global thing, don’t really care about privacy. Just watch any post-game locker room interview!  It’s so difficult to embarrass these guys, short of a sex tape where their girlfriends are screwing them strapon style!
We ran across the following clip that aired live on Sky sports network. It shows one player dacking another player. I’ve learned from my colleagues that this is quite the norm and one of the reasons women now flock to stadiums of play armed with cameras, binoculars and high-powered telescopes to see all the cock and ball torture on the field. Girls stop being so cheap and just buy tickets for good seats!  By the way, I learned two new terms: dacking and pop-outs! Check out this dacking complete with pop-out of a player named Morley.

Notice how the commentators ignore the obvious, but the camera person certainly doesn’t as he or she zooms in for the kill 3 times AND in slo-mo! Imagine that play shown on the stadium big screen! HAHHAHAH
Download High-resVideo:  Morley’s Cock-out Pop-out on live TV

Remember this guy? He was into feet, toe-sucking and cumming on his feet not to mention exhibitionism. He used to have a yahoo group called “This name has been taken…” or something like that. We stumbled upon his pix on XposeU.  Has anyone seen Florian?  (Video courtesy of XposeU). Right click for menu; choose “play” to replay.

You say you never saw a guy suck his own dick before? In fact you never heard of such a thing! Well, I say welcome to our planet, martian! Selfsuckers, once a subculture that hid itself in dimly lit bedrooms or small yoga classes in upper west side Manhattan brownstones, are now as popular as American Idol!  Auto fellatio is the only dick trick you won’t see performed at Puppetry of the Penis.  Here’s some of the best selfsuckers and lickers our dear JonJon could find off the web in pix and movies all for your download enjoyment.  Happy watching!

Download Video (3 cumshots, cumeating,  selfsucking in 5 positions, uncut and thick, sweaty-cumsoaked body)

One of our cool friends, Vicky out in Santa Cruz, CA sent Jon this pic and he sent it to me. Hey Jon we miss you. Hurry back.  Anyway, my question is, who would be bold enough to wear this on the street?  I can’t wait to see when CNN reports on how many high schoolers are sporting this T-Dickie!  When you see someone in one, it will definitely make you say “WTF!”  I luv it!!!!

This installment of our Shameless Showoff hall of fame is dedicated to pro-baller, Santonio Holmes.  Often the bad boy getting in and out of trouble with the law, Holmes is no stranger to notoriety.  Not too long ago, some photos of his super sexy, self surfaced on the web. The photo showed Holmes bone naked wet in a shower.  Did his ex-girlfriend upload the shots in a fit of rage, or is Holmes another sexy exhibitionist who likes to please his fans on and off the field?  Judging by what this Wide-Receiver is dangling, he definitely has nothing to be ashamed of, and we’re glad someone was thoughtful enough to share!  Kudos Mr. Holmes for showing us the long arm of your law!

FACT: In many public parks around the beautiful country of Germany, sunbathing nude is perfectly legal! With those long, cold winters, every pale German with free time and a low shyness index flocks to these public parks in the summer to work on their seasonal tans.  One of our nice readers sends us a photo of an unknown naked guy in a Canada who seems to think he is in Berlin. He also looks to be concentrating a bit much on protecting his schwanz from those harmful UV-rays.   Perhaps he is trying to generate his own protein-rich hand cream, Oil of Ooooohlay! Ok, what about CopperBone?  No? Ok, how about Sea n’ Skeet? 

(notice the folks in the background)  You go naked guy!

I bet you there have been more naked male actors/dancers in Broadway and off-Broadway stage shows than there have been naked female actors. It’s really getting out of hand! Is nothing sacred? Ok, let me stop laughing for a moment. There, I’m composed.  Seriously, what’s with Playwright, David Bell? Seems like every single one of his plays revolves around cavorting naked dudes. Perhaps this demands further investigation. I think I absolutely must book tickets at the Stray Cat theater to see what Bell’s latest spectacle, “Sex Sells – But at What Price?” is all about.   Here’s the skinny of what I do know…. The play, directed by Damon Dering whose infamous nudie-show farces include “Naked Boys Running Around Naked” and “Drunk Frat Boys Making Porn”, gathers his flock, the Integrity Players, on stage for yet another jaw-dropping guaranteed to be a financially successful stage hit.

Fundamentalists, feminist lesbian-dykes, and gay boys who cringe at the site of exposed pussy need not fret; there is no female nudity in this play. Only the boys go full frontal. Typical!

“Sex Sells…” first run starts February 12 through the 27th.