THESAPIEN

FACT: In many public parks around the beautiful country of Germany, sunbathing nude is perfectly legal! With those long, cold winters, every pale German with free time and a low shyness index flocks to these public parks in the summer to work on their seasonal tans.  One of our nice readers sends us a photo of an unknown naked guy in a Canada who seems to think he is in Berlin. He also looks to be concentrating a bit much on protecting his schwanz from those harmful UV-rays.   Perhaps he is trying to generate his own protein-rich hand cream, Oil of Ooooohlay! Ok, what about CopperBone?  No? Ok, how about Sea n’ Skeet? 

(notice the folks in the background)  You go naked guy!